December 2009
12 posts
Romanian Handyman
I was on the elevator with our Romanian handyman, Dan. The conversation. Went a little something. Like this:
Dan: How life is treating you?
Me: oh...pretty good.
(long pause)
Me: How about you?
Dan: Yeah, is pretty fucked up. hahahaha
Dec 30th
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Neil Hamburger on Studio 312 →
This really cracks me up.
Dec 29th
Dec 23rd
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Just saw Fantastic Mr. Fox
Did anyone else notice a similarity between the song “Bean’s Secret Cider Cellar” (available for listen here: http://tinyurl.com/yk6q733) and the theme song from Tokyo Drifter (available for listen here: http://tinyurl.com/ygsjt6v) ? Specifically, the whistling in the former.
Dec 11th
Today, I sewed the following:
hole in pocket of shirt split pants holes in socks tear in back pack broken chain in toilet tank Except for the toilet tank, this looks like a hobo’s to do list.
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
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“chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...”
– The Mexican toddler that was in my apartment when I got home at 10:30pm.  He was playing with Thomas the Tank engine toys.
Dec 9th
Eat the cheeseburger, astroboy!
On 30 Rock (season 4, episode 6: sun tea ~6 minutes in ), Liz Lemon says her imaginary husband is Astronaut Mike Dexter.  Isn’t that the name of Ian Roberts’ astronaut in the UCB episode “Saigon Suicide Squad?”   pretty cool.
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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“She desired me to resuscitate all my loves so that she might make me insult...”
– Humbert Humbert —} Lolita: Vlad Nabakov
Dec 1st